I’ll get it out of the way, Jeepy McJeepface.

The Jeep Trail of Tears.

I vote a name that already has a proud Jeep history: Laredo.

No kidding, that’s something that I’d like to see driving around.

You could buy this for $16 right now and put it on BAT the next day and get $25k. Not even remotely joking. 

I just imagine the GR Yaris grabbing the wrists of the GT86 and smacking them into it’s face while saying “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!”

ND But let’s all pity the guy because

Be cool, honey bunny.

Your answer: “By true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth?”

I’ll take “Decades Old Simpsons Jokes That Are Now Fox News Talking Points” for 500, Alex.

That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law talkin guy!

I move for a bad court thingy!

Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence.

Nissan IDX, not sure if I would buy one but It would have added a bit of new obtainable performance to a pretty meh Nissan lineup.

The ME Four-Twelve

I think you missed a Chun-Li Changli opportunity. Kind of the same thing as a sexy Changli, but with more cos play.

Somewhat related, last weekend I went to pick up my rental vehicle for a family trip to OBX. I had reserved a “Standard SUV”, but the one that was returned the night before had some damage. Enterprise guy offers me an “upgrade” to a van. He shows me a shiny blue 2020 Dodge Grand Caravan. I’m a bit disappointed - no…

Stay tuned. I’ve agreed to buy an electric-swapped Grom. It’s not a Zero, but it should be pretty quick. Allegedly it’s geared for 110.