My G8 GT was cheap, it comfortably holds 2 car seats and a pile of gear, it’s RWD, has ~400 hp, and doesn’t have the stigma of driving a caddy or the repair bills of a BMW.

Biggest mistake GM made was the name, “SS” isn’t a model, it’s a option package. Should’ve just made it the Impala. 

I find this to be one of its redeeming qualities. Why does every performance car have to look like a teenagers wet dream?

The new ‘Woody’ line of Snap-On tool cabinets look really sweet.

Someone needs to give you a job at Jalopnik.

I was reading the comments and see there’s some relative confusion. As someone who both owns a Corvette and loves to deal with the “Corvette numbers” I looked into it a little more.

Give me FUCKS or give me nothing.

If I’m going to die driving a 3-wheeler I’ll at least do it in style.

Smoke makes it *cough* look sexy, you *wheeze* uncultured swine.

Sorry bud, I'm waiting Canada's 15 years then buying them all.

Perhaps Toyota is the one that will bring balance to the force.

Manual wagon with sexy VR noises........MMmmm.  This is an easy NP for me.  But I have plenty of VW maintenance experience so I know what I’d be getting into.  

Being the Social Media Editor for this batch of indomitable harpies seems like it would be a tough gig. Though I’m not super familiar with Ecleen’s work, it seems she was far too kind to put up with this dumpster fire of corporate overlords. Best of luck, Ecleen!

Ask your back seat passenger.

The “good one” would have a gated shifter.

I’ve always wanted to go up to Tom Hanks and tell him, “you can win Golden Globes and Academy Awards by the truckload, but Bachelor Party is still my favorite movie.”

I used to have a friend how would tell everyone what a jerk Tom Hanks was and how hanks had got an airline to remove my friend from first class becuse he wanted the row all to himself. It seemed unlikely so I asked him the details. He said he met him on a plane and he was stuck up and rude. I asked more questions and…

Probably what Donald Trump calls his balls.

This is absolutely correct. Name another factory hybrid with a manual (clutch) transmission. Will never happen. And we scorned it. We deserve the world we live in.

Every time I climbed out of my velvety interior 1980's Chrysler Fifth Avenue, I felt like I was exiting the womb.