Nobody bought them, dealers don’t stock them, only offered on poverty-spec base model. Yeah, you could have see this coming from a mile away. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

If it makes you feel any better, here’s my 277k-mile AE86 Corolla GT-S still running it’s never-overhauled 4AGE.

Also, be sure to add oil when needed.

I’m not a believer in her magic man fantasies, but I’m reasonable certain that this is the kind of stuff that actively works against her getting into heaven.

They’re celebrating because they’re 2 points up at halftime. We’ll see how smug they are when the final buzzer sounds. 

Stadia on there yet?

Mall rats was in Captain Marvel, now Captain Marvel is in Mallrats. It’s a pretty fucking basic and obvious nod dude.

I’m pretty sure people are aware of the film Mallrats, sport.

Who hurt you?

I think you can! I think you can!

“There’s less rules than on planes, and nobody gets dragged off through the aisle like on a plane. People have more time to go nuts and do crazy things.”

And... it's sold out.

These will cost near $80k and will be low volume. I don't think there will be a later population of people owning these and joyriding. 

A shooting break is when you hit the firing range at lunchtime.

Yeeeeee!!!

I’ve owned both generations of Raptor’s. The eco-boost does everything better than the 6.2. More hp, more torque, MUCH flatter torque curve, and better mpg.

I do not like the idea of your regular Joe or Joan driving one of these, for one minute. It is simply a horrible idea to throw this much power and speed into a full-size truck and put it on the streets. I foresee many people finding out how well these trucks don’t take hard corners at triple digits. A crash at speed in…

and Coyote it!

Finally! Think about how many of us need a 700HP lifted truck for our solo commutes and soccer practice shuttle runs.