You’re a really charming person. Hopefully nobody in your friend group has had issues with self-harming. But hey, you don’t REALLY care so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You made a not-funny joke about cutting and you’re confused about why people are upset by it?

I think it's pretty well-known in Ottawa, especially in the public service sector. I wouldn't consider him closeted.

Ronda Rousey is such a meat-head. Which is wonderful and all as a MMA fighter, but her PR people need to take her aside one of these days and tell her to shut up about things she doesn’t understand.

Well, the conservatives had John Baird in various positions of power and he doesn’t make his sexual identity a secret, so that wouldn’t be a huge departure.

Clearly he didn’t want the cookie log, he wanted to make them from scratch.

And then eat homemade cookies with Tom Cruise? I’m in.

I searched for that SAR thread and it wrecked my life. And then I read your story. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

This happened a few weeks ago. It’s not super scary but still enough out of the ordinary that it freaks me out.

Holy shit! This story is actually really freak. I’m not sure what would be scarier: that they were actually ghosts, or that they were a couple of young guys out on a deserted highway for no reason.

God, I want to like John Oliver, but I just can’t. He’s so smug and full of himself and, SORRY (not sorry), but this is a pretty pathetic attempt to explain Canadian politics.

All donations should be in the form of monopoly money.

The question is, who do you think cares?

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

Sounds like someone’s salty they got a shitty bang-job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh no! They were glued to their phones, you say? Someone call the outrage police! These young women must be taught a lesson post haste!

Wow, it’s almost like they’re not vapid, self-absorbed harbingers of the downfall of western civilization.

Okay? But your comment was about your students, not your lawyer friends.

And people say cats are assholes. #teamcat

But these are law students, not children. So well versed in argument and philosophical debate.