I had a customer run out my store once because while she had her back turned, her toddler had walked out of the store and made it halfway through the parking lot. Luckily, it was a weekday morning, so it was empty and she didn't blame me for it, but I felt pretty bad.

I once had a family with a bunch of small kids come in to the high-end leather store where I was working. The parents let the kids do the usual destroying of displays and running through coat racks, which is a pretty serious tripping hazard. But the thing that really killed me was that the mother was smiling at one of…

Ugh, I used to work at a high-end leather goods store and parents with small kids were the worst. They would let them run through the racks of leather coats, which is a tripping hazard, completely unchecked. I caught one woman smiling peacefully at her toddler as she was chewing on a leather purse. Umm, that's…

Yup.

I'm moving to China in a week! I still can't even believe it. Part of me is so scared, but I'm also ridiculously excited.

Just try to relax about it. Definitely make sure you've had a bowel movement a few hours beforehand. I find drinking a glass of fiber powder usually gets me to go, if I'm having trouble. I've never used enemas, but it's up to you. Use condoms and lots of lube. Make sure you're ready with tons of foreplay. A…

Ah, ok. I just want Dany to rule, haha. The men have had their centuries of rule. Move along and let the ladies try their hand at this running a country business.

But I thought Dany couldn't have babies anymore. The Maegi told her that she would have Drogo back when the sun rises in the west and her womb quickens again. I also think she mentions in the fifth book that she couldn't produce an heir to her Meereenese husband. But maybe with another Targaryen it would work.

Win!

Yes?

Puke! Also, you't think they would have some kind of editing process. "A battle about whom does more on the home front" - the bad grammar is almost more offensive to me than the article.

Read up on the company. It's very important to demonstrate that you know what they're about and why you want to work for them, in particular. I've always found that familiarizing myself with these details makes me feel more confident and makes a good impressions on interviewers.

You should talk to your boyfriend about it. Just sit him down and explain your position. After 3 years, you should be able to have a conversation about your future and your expectations.

Nope. No jokes in my country. It's a simple life. We like it better that way.

Oh, these are just amazing. I love the butthurt sincere tweets sprinkled in among all the parody ones.

Yeah, what's the deal with that? Why should men get all the fun?

I think the student union at my school suggested that the year after I graduated. You just end up with a bunch of butthurt whiners crying about how it's too much work and it's not fair to force them to take classes they have no interest in.

The First Amendment guarantees that the government can't punish someone for their speech. It has nothing to do with one person criticizing the expression of another. She's not arguing that he should be put in jail for wearing the shirt. She's asking that students be mindful of their colleagues when they choose how to…

The virgin thing is waaaaayyyy too common. I can't even enjoy a romance novel once it's revealed that the male character has had like a bajillion partners but the female character is as pure as the driven snow. Fuck that shit.

My project for the year is to write a fantasy/romance novel where the female character is a sword-for-hire type and actually plays a role in her own life. The thing that pisses me off about most romance novels is that the story always happens to the female character. She's never really an actor. Your book sounds like…