Get better underwear. Your balls are not that gargantuan.

I usually plant my feet firmly on the ground and push right back. But damn, this one guy wouldn't budge. I didn't give in either but by the tenth minute of this, we both had our thigh muscles flexed and were clearly exerting actual force, he trying to push my knees in and me trying to keep them at about shoulder…

Yeah, why is it that every single article about FGM has to be derailed by dudes going on about circumcision? We get it, it sucks. I just wish we could discuss FGM without a bunch of whining dudes crying "Me, me, me!"

I don't support death for doctors in either case. I'll thank you to keep your words out of my mouth.

Hope you told him you wished his penis was bigger.

Nailed it.

Man, go fuck yourself. Seriously. I do not have the patience to deal with asswipes like you.

Oh, I wasn't aware that male circumcision disabled men, caused major scarring that required surgery, caused sexual dysfunction and increased incidence of infection. And was done for the benefit of the male patient's (future) wife. Yeah, totally the same.

I don't know, I mean, it's all about standpoint feminism, which I think is great - it's understanding that every individual you interact with has a unique standpoint shaped by their position on different axes of power/oppression (race, gender, ability...) and their experiences. But at the same time, it really made me…

Yes, thank you for telling us all what the REALLY fucked up part of this article is. Please, tell us more about how we should all feel when confronted with the mutilation of thousands of women. We are all dying to hear your enlightened thoughts.

Well, women's and gender studies isn't all about horrors done to the female body. I mean, a lot of it is about discourse, culture, structures of power etc. It never really made me as depressed as this story did, though I did get a bit disillusioned by academic feminism towards the end of my degree because it's so…

Man, I knew some doctors would add a few extra stitches after vaginal birth to tighten the vagina back up but this is beyond fucked up. I propose Burt undergo some "love surgery" on his penis stat.

So true.

That's what open/monogamish relationships are for.

And I think you're overestimating the attractiveness and intelligence of the idiots making these memes.

You mad?

And I mean, everyone has their preferences of course, but anal sex can be very pleasurable for the receiver as well, if you care to do it right. It's just that these dolts have never had any experience with it beyond porn, where the actresses' expressions are pained.

Aw man, I only read one page. I didn't even see that one and now my day is decidedly less good than before I read it. :(

Yup. Clearly it's a global server conspiracy and they're all out to underserve you.