He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows:

I like to believe that we're all NPCs in an MMORPG and the last 5 years have just been the latest "catastrophe" pack aimed at drawing in new players.

What got me is how bad this was handled from the VERY BEGINNING. There wasn’t even an escalation—it starts with guns out and shouting. Like, Floyd was obviously having a fucking panic attack. I kept screaming at my TV: “BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU’RE FREAKING HIM OUT, YOU IDIOTS!” Like, over a $20 bill?! They couldn’t have…

Yes, you can—but it depends on your phone.

I attempted to get a pack yesterday, but So. Cal is FULL of resellers, so of course I was SOL. Went to Target on the off chance they had them and struck out.

I was 18 when 9/11 happened, and I know it fucked me—and most of my peers—up. We’d gone through the 90s being taught that we were living “post history”, where things like that didn’t happen in the USA (stupid, I know, considering the OKC bombing AND the first WTC attack, but neither of those were carried live).…

I’ve ALWAYS disliked most cereal because of how slimy it gets in milk. There are 3 exceptions, however:

Makes me wonder if all the fun side stuff is gonna be paywalled. Want that Gold Chocobo? Well, all you have to do is buy some nice shiny eggs! It has a .05% chance of appearing, but you’ll get there! Ultima Weapon? Oh, you thought you had to fight a cool boss? Nah, just pop some crates! Omnislash? YOU GUESSED IT!

This is--LEGIT--all I wanted. Pretty much all my work on my island ground to a halt when I ran out of design slots, but it seems my patience paid off! 50 more to work with... (Rubs hands together) 

*sigh* Such a waste of a good head of hair. 

Backwards compatibility doesn’t really matter to us, either. We just keep our old consoles and games. Why pay a service to replay games we already paid for? Granted, we have a game room, but even when I was a kid we kept our old consoles. I mean, I couldn’t play SNES games on the N64 or anything.

Maybe men think that we have urinals in there? Or troughs? Or do they think that we stand in front of the mirrors and compare breast sizes? I never understood this argument either. Like, our stalls have doors, fellas.

So, I play the Free Enterprise randomizer on the tournament settings, and one of my favorite aspects is taking whatever the hell the game throws at me and making it work. Edward/Rydia start with a hook route and something rude in upper Babel is hellish, but it’s SO SATISFYING to finally push through that wall and end…

Yeah, classic FF was never that snippy about party makeup. Case in point: using 4 white mages in FF1.

Yeah, the AI in FFVIIr was NOT OK. Like, it's awesome that I get to control everyone, but I'd have LOVED if the AI picked up like, a little bit of the slack. Battles got so exhausting that I just turned the difficulty down and steamrolled the game.

YES.

I’m still partially deaf from the first time my sister and I booted this sucker up. 

*screams in wrist cramp*

They KILLED me with that Smash reveal. We jumped in halfway through it, and I LEGIT thought it was more DLC or a continuation of XB2.

I remember when it was new it was pretty divisive. SoM was on a MASSIVE pillar.