This is the type of reporting that you just cannot find anywhere else. I find this information so invaluable, the possible loss of this site sparked severe depression. Welcome back, excellent reporting, Kylie. Thank you all for adding so much to the lives of the nameless women of this country.

If that were true, surely her name should be Panny not Penny

I do not believe that couple will ever be able to cleanse the taint in their marriage.

I watched to the videos too, and found them very tongue in cheek.

Maybe she was tired of getting walked all over.

Millipeid huh?

No wonder he wants to put more children into the world. 😳

Support Vice President Harris speaking up for truth and democracy in the face of creeping fascism.

Where are all these fuckers going to go when their wives, mistresses, daughters, and daughters of friends need one? Do they go to Canada or something?

*Longform piece from an actual touches-grass real world activist about the uselessness of Extremely Online Leftists*

Am I the only one who clicked on this assuming it had to be Pete Davidson?

Idk if a human could pull this off by themselves, it doesn’t look like there’s mushroom for error.

Now I want to see a map showing where Odd Job is banned in Golden Eye :)

Just type :Ihatefun: and the system should resolve it.

Some bodega owner is making bank off her with extra box orders of Lava Soap Bars and Gojo jugs.  “She is putting my kids through college!”

Everyone knows that the president of Romania is George Santos

I just love that the title they decided on for Best Chess Person is something as lofty as “Grandmaster.” The people in charge of the chess world set out with a simple dream: to create a championship title which makes their best players sound like supervillains. And they’ve done it.

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

Why didn’t they go with Stephanie or Cassandra instead of Barb? They could’ve doubled up on the girls and we’d be happy for it.