Oh, Reading Muse, why must you be so cruel?

I spare you the snark because of your Kinja name! ;)

It sounds like he's pretty much a feminist but doesn't want to seem like he's riding in on his white horse to save the ladies with his penis.

If Harvard Law didn't want comedy in their commencement speech, I'm assuming they wouldn't have asked a comedian.

You're being a snob. If they want to holiday in Ireland, treat the place with respect and leave four-figure tips for hardworking pub staff, they are well within their rights to.

How good of a bait animal did it end up being?

#notallcraigslistads

I think this one's my favorite:

"Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino are doing secret touchings"

Lil Wayne was a student of psychology at the University of Houston, he also runs several money making businesses. Of all the people and entertainers above what exactly is it about Lil Wayne in particular that shocks you?

What?! All my dreams are coming true! AND Timothy "hotness monster" Olyphant? This really is the perfect antidote to the news of the last 5 days.

I can't zoom in, but is this Andre Leon Talley dressed as Satan, behind Jaden Smith dressed as Virgin Batman?

Because it's the same thing as saying that Marilyn Manson's music contributed to Columbine.

I don't agree because her entire article IS click bait and I don't think Rogen & Apatow are out of line for being offended. I'm not a huge fan of their movies but Freaks & Geeks was a great show that focused on the outcasts. If I was them I would take offense to linking a movie that was written and starred in by them…

Well, here is the problem, you want to say Apatow movies have some childish humor, go ahead. However, the idea that his movies are particularly misogynistic or that it sends the message that any man is 'entitled' to women is completely absurd. If you actually bother to watch and pay attention to the movies (40 Year…

I am bummed out about their reaction, but I also think that the critic picked the wrong target in Seth Rogen at least. 1st, he's about 32, so he's hardly middle-aged. And 2nd, he isn't really a romantic lead-type of guy. He gets a girl who was drunk in Knocked Up, and then she has to stay involved with him only…

Scarlett from Nashville.

And they're named after ancient Egyptian things because the former owner of the actual house where they shoot Downton was a famed Egyptologist who was instrumental in the discovery of King Tut's tomb!

"Lord Grantham's dog" is named Isis. You call this journalism?