Mine:

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

Ironically, Rihanna's after-party was also a fundraiser for a local women's shelter. She was trying to raise awareness of domestic violence

Callie, shouldn't it read "Solange/Jay Z elevator assault"? Because 'fight' implies both were at it.

There's a lot of crap on Elite Daily, but sometimes they get it so, so right:

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/w…

Questlove is kinda famous for his love of bowties.

Or it could just be that Jez, Gawker and Deadspin all did multiple stories about the draft, Eurovision and AR marriage several days ago. You're a bit too behind the times to be causing such a stir.

A feminist website cares more about women than gay men? Say it aint so.

The hell are you talking about, she looks almost exactly like Beyonce.

Well, to be fair, $60,000 for a drive-in closet is pretty ostentatious.

The article doesn't say anything about Affleck using any mechanical or electronic aids to count cards. If he's doing it all in his head he's not in any way breaking the law, or even cheating, he's just good at cards and the casinos are kicking him out because of that.

I keep reading that LaBeouf quote and trying to figure out what the hell he's saying, but the more I read it the more it feels like gibberish. What is going on? Is this real life? Why is this happening?

OMG you guys...enough already.

Somehow I think if a male celebrity beat up a female celebrity, Jezebel wouldn't be making an article listing the theories on what the woman did to get a beating. But hey, victim-blaming is only bad when it's against women and physical violence is only horrible when a man commits it and no woman would ever hurt a man…

It's a 30 Rock reference. Liz Lemon mistook Peter Dinklage's character for a little boy.

Someone's on Deadspin.

Just do it! For your own mental health. He's a narcissist, he'll be okay. You deserve better....so it's only yourself you're hurting by staying!

Somebody doesn't understand libel laws...