Haha, thanks. Inspired by this conversation, I put some lipstick on before going out with a friend and she immediately commented on how good it looked. So I guess I was wrong!

I actually have very, very similar lips to hers. I just, I don't know, need to get used to the look of lipstick on them or something.

Yes.

I've always hated my lips too! I love how lipstick looks on other girls, but my lips are really wrinkly. So I feel like lipstick just looks weird on them. I'm sure I just haven't found the right kind yet, or I just don't know how to put it on right. Help?

Yes! It's hilarious.

That makes a lot of sense. I hope if he gives it up they give it to Oliver. But I would be really, really sad to see Jon leave.

I have a feeling they're going to Colbert him and give him his own show. I guess he already has his stand up show. They might give him his own weekly political satire show or something.

John Oliver is killing it.

I'm sure there is, I would just make sure you take traffic time into account. It is congestion-hell coming in and out of the city.

I will warn you, there will be massive amounts of traffic, so take that into account when you try to travel into the city. I agree with the Lake Union, Gas Works Park, Agua Verde suggestions!

That is true! I'm just sad because she's so awesome.

This is heartbreaking news. Helen Thomas was a pioneer and an inspiration for all female journalists. She's the female Woodward and Bernstein in terms of inspiring people to go into journalism. I've read her memoirs, and her stories of monumental historical moments, (Watergate, LBJ's swearing in, etc.) and her…

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!

ha.ha.ha..!

Yes! And mine might be "A pirate and pirate, oh yes, a pirate he..."

Yes! If I couldn't be Amy I'd be Ainsley Hayes, but not Republican. Although, she makes some surprisingly poignant points on feminism. And can I have that peach?

Isn't, like, a huge percentage of Major League Baseball players Latino? If they can play the game why can't they sing the anthem?

Agreed. So very much. I tried to get into Weeds, but I just couldn't do it. I stuck around for five seasons just due to my undying love for Amy Gardner.

Amy Gardner is my favorite female television character of all time. So, really, in my book she can't do anything more perfect.

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