I'm not sure how they do it, maybe the cable company has a way of counting it.

Trying to promote but it won't let me.

I think I've watched this clip like 50 times since it aired just because it's so funny.

They do count DVR ratings, because I read an interview with one of the Arrested Development guys and they basically said that back when AD was on they hadn't started counting DVR ratings yet, so they think that might be one of the reasons the show got cancelled. So many people DVRed it and watched it later so they…

Make sure you keep the lid closed...

Paintball, the bottle episode, Advanced Gay, Pretty much the entire second season. The one where Pierce is in the hospital and he's getting passive-aggressive gifts for everybody and he brings the Reading Rainbow guy to meet Troy and Troy can't speak for the entire day. The one where Britta becomes friends with a…

Horray! If only so we can get more gems like this.

I had to stop it after 15 seconds.

But she is above it!

I haven't read anybody say that he was a bad dude, thus he deserved what he got. People are simply saying that, generally, police are trained to shoot to kill in situations like this. A guy with a knife who won't drop it, regardless of if he's charging the cops, is gonna get shot and will probably die in the process.…

I didn't realize that was a typo.

I started with mint last night. Do you understand how to use it? I took the tour and looked at all the stuff, but it's kind of confusing. I feel like it's judging me for how I spend my money.

I want to do that too, but I get scared about my bank information getting stolen or something. Is it safe?

It took me a few episodes to really get into it, but Arrested Development is one of the only television shows that is funnier, probably, the 15th time you watch it than the first. Every time you watch it it gets funnier and funnier. The best part about the show is that the jokes run throughout story lines. And they…

Having a number one song does not make one's music "great." Her music is pretty awful, in my opinion.

There's a guy at my work who looks like Justin Long, so we call him Justin. Sometimes we forget his real name and call him Justin to his face. I'm not sure if he gets it.

I got a Jade elephant necklace. Not this exact one, but very similar. And I love it!

Tom Jane just wants his kids back.

Glad to see Mindy's got some West Wing knowledge, as all television writers should.

Actually, I'd prefer if it was just Jimmy Stewart himself! Siiigh.