Junkies die. One of the constants of the known world.

Junkies die. One of the constants of the known world.

I have an automotive design boner.  Not kidding. 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I looped from ages 14 to 18, including a round in a US Open qualifying round, and I’ll say that in the absence of your regular caddy, a good local guy that knows how the course plays and can read greens can shave strokes off your game.

Your parents were right about the evil of rock-n-roll.

They avoid alchohol because it’s too expensive. I was in a bar last week, and they tried to charge me $8.00 for a pint of Guniness.

Probably the first time she ever picked it up. 

Because enforcing the laws of our country; laws that have been written, negotiated and passed by duly elected representatives of the people are corrupt?

If they would have advertised this “Cascada” in the U.S.  Would have done ok... 

Or they fear you’re a creepy stalker who knows every, last detail of every throw-a-way part they ever did. And then their Ex-Speznaz bodyguards push you roughly to the ground, and put their knee in your back, while they rush her to the limo...

But wait!  There’s more!

Poor Ned Beatty; a long lived, awesome career and all anyone remembers is his bare ass in the woods, getting raped by some toothless billies...

I guess you really can “buy off” a revolution. So much for principles...

We make quite a pair.

If it’s not deadly rust heap, it’s ugly?

“Sometimes I see you having fun without me, and it just irritates me, so I make sure you don’t have fun.”

J.T.T.

I too, reject the “side hustle,” which is just another name for work.

You can’t tell me that Suzuki wouldn’t sell a shit-ton of these here.