lemonjello2
Le Monjello
lemonjello2
Jan 17
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Meh, if your bartender rolls their eyes when you ask for a well drink, just tell them not to worry--you’ll be drinking ten of them...

Mar 14 2019
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Forget sports car handling and wrap yourself in good old American power- luxury: (With a 3.0 liter twin turbo V6 @400hp/400fp torque.)

Mar 14 2019
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You can. But your ordinary, average person who needs a cheap, reliable wagon probably doesn’t have a shop/workspace and the tools needed to do this work. Read more

Mar 14 2019
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Sorry J-niks, but $5k is too much for this old Honda. At 158K+ miles you better look hard at all the wheel bearings, struts, shocks, rotors and bushings... Read more

Mar 12 2019
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If it’s a Chevy, it’s “mottled gray.” If it’s a Porsche, it’s “granite merle,” a $2500 up charge.

Mar 12 2019
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They’ve been driving that test mule around for so long that the yet to be revealed design has gone out of style. Peel off the camo and viola! It’s 2005!

Mar 12 2019
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I don’t know which is sadder, you for wasting your life and education following “The Rock.” Read more

Mar 11 2019
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My brother’s four -year-old daughter is nagging him for a minivan.

Mar 11 2019
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No such thing as a cheap German car, or a reliable Audi/VW from the oughts.

Mar 10 2019
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Raider fans better hold on tight. Soon your beloved team will be under siege as ABs cancer spreads through your locker room.

Mar 10 2019
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Yeah, well most people voted for Trump too. And every year, in nationwide polling “Pizza Hut” places first for best pizza... Read more