Meh, if your bartender rolls their eyes when you ask for a well drink, just tell them not to worry--you’ll be drinking ten of them...

If you had one that burned.  Percentage was 100%

Forget sports car handling and wrap yourself in good old American power- luxury: (With a 3.0 liter twin turbo V6 @400hp/400fp torque.)

You can. But your ordinary, average person who needs a cheap, reliable wagon probably doesn’t have a shop/workspace and the tools needed to do this work.

Perfectly even butter distribution?!

Yeah, I meant to type 4k, then realized that Kinja wouldn’t let me edit.

I fix computers for a living.

Sorry J-niks, but $5k is too much for this old Honda. At 158K+ miles you better look hard at all the wheel bearings, struts, shocks, rotors and bushings...

It will be the Cadillac Corvair.

If it’s a Chevy, it’s “mottled gray.” If it’s a Porsche, it’s “granite merle,” a $2500 up charge.

They’ve been driving that test mule around for so long that the yet to be revealed design has gone out of style. Peel off the camo and viola! It’s 2005!

I don’t know which is sadder, you for wasting your life and education following “The Rock.”

These things are like Hondas.

My brother’s four -year-old daughter is nagging him for a minivan.

No such thing as a cheap German car, or a reliable Audi/VW from the oughts.

Oh, the irony. You, calling me, “comrade?”

Ah, the Hillary won the vote myth... How easily the American left gets duped.

Raider fans better hold on tight. Soon your beloved team will be under siege as ABs cancer spreads through your locker room.

Look at how he has his property protected by a wall...

Yeah, well most people voted for Trump too. And every year, in nationwide polling “Pizza Hut” places first for best pizza...