Maybe not “rocket speed,” but anyone who has power-slided a 924 through a hair pin turn knows what’s up!

Because why do you fucking care about “not sweating” when you’re hooning a ripping Porsche through the twisties?

Jez is really slippin’ wit dis bullshit.

Most over-rated GM muscle car.  Ever.

LSD most definitely fucks up the brain.   

The term “conspiracy theory” was originally coined by CIA operatives to smear and besmirch anyone who questioned the Warren Report’s findings into the death of John F. Kennedy.

Sorry, but that’s bullshit. My dog is my daily companion. She is social, and needs to not only spend time with me, but other dogs and people as well. She’s well trained and cared for, and I’ve never taken her anywhere where she could possibly be a burden or inconvenience to anyone.

Muh fanger?

This is the single most awesome 318 to ever be conceived.

Always been my favorite.

No.

This is a cool little hatch, but it’s only worth about $5,250.

Much cooler:

People always forget that Yoga is a religious ritual of worship.

Those miles. That price. You could never drive it.

I’m hoping you weren’t driving this thing on a public road, putting other people in danger.

300K miles or 1000 infidels, whichever comes first.

Unless they have an atrocious laugh, a toothless grin or dance like Elaine Bennes—then by all means, fuck with them.

Other employees who bend over backwards to kiss ass, make other people money, stab you in the back for what are truly imaginary gains, and get all sweaty and harried to show they work harder than everyone else...