Again, way too much for what it is.

Do people believe Ford? Is there really that much of a demand for these Rangers?

--Chuck Palahniuk

Who associates Pretzels with binge drinking?  I associate them with mustard, maybe cheese.

That’s because it’s a stupid, non-descriptive way to say something that already has a perfectly good name.

You have nailed this. Yours is the only proper response.

No place I’ve ever worked has limited child menu items to children only. If it’s on the menu, anyone can buy it.

C’Mon Kev, gotta do better than renaming a “Frenched” chicken leg, and acting like you just discovered it.

No poisonous animals? Think again.

Yeah, but then you wouldn’t want the burger.  Just a hot tub, and some strippers.

It’s all tongue and cheek until the Escobar family decides they haven’t been paid for using their father’s likeness.

Soup isn’t a meal! I want my suit back!

Soon to be known as “Can’tstandya’s”

People are rightfully upset as what was described here is clearly murder.

7k is a little steep for your rusty KIA Rio, no?

Perhaps you should read the comments where I noted the misspelling and the inabilities of the Kinja platform.

To read more about hundreds of similar disappearances, check out the “Missing 411" series by David Paulides. A former NY detective, Paulides has been documenting these types of strange abductions through several books.

Indeed. To get documented info on hundreds of such strange disappearances, read the “Missing 411" series by former NYC detective David Paulides.

This right here.  How in the name of all that is holy do people have the balls to come up with these ridiculous asking prices...

Is there a similar list for most depreciation?