Yeah, I found it odd too. Surely she could have sent her a private note. Posting it online feels like she’s courting a response.

Well, then, I guess my plan to survive a flash flood by getting in the tub and closing the shower curtain is out.

Thank you for saying this. Whether you’re right or not; whether other people agree with you or not; this comment gave me a moment of hope and snapped me out of abject darkness. I’m an optimist and I cannot help but believe that “the good people” will stand in the face of this ugliness and that our love and respect for…

The whole fucking “Confederates were US Soldiers thing” is SO FUCKING BULLSHIT- NO THEY WEREN’T YOU DIPSHIT THEY FOUGHT THE US ARMY.

I think that may be true for a small sub-set of the fascists, the people who are totally immersed in the Nazi lifestyle a la American History X. Obviously there are some publications and music and other sources of income supporting the American Nazi machine, and some may be involved in street/moto gangs with other…

Are these bars really that healthy? I can’t help but feel like stuff like this is marketed as a quick fix and the people buying into it don’t know how to really lose weight.

Applebee’s in Florida. There is your answer.

The ultimate fuckery is when the recipe calls for caramelized onions AND risotto. Yeah assholes, 15 minutes my nards.

Have her fix you a chicken pot pie.

Counterpoint: Stop adding the “Man-” prefix to everything you don’t like. You’re doing nothing but making a gender issue out of something that has nothing to do with gender. Your examples of “Manthreading” (ugh) aren’t even directed at or about women. They’re just people breaking up their lengthier thoughts on…

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

I never thought she did it until I saw this picture.

How dare you. Obviously, the Skor blizzard is the CEO of blizzards.

Lochte is 32 in HUMAN years. He’s only like a teenager in mermaid years.

Jeaheez Mom! Now my friends have to stay in Brazilian jail, thanks a lot. Also, I don’t even like the cherry fruit roll ups you got me, you’re the worst!

Christ. Never tell Mom anything.

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Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

Dude, it's for sure for sure blind carbon copy. I invented it based on my other invention of carbon copy paper.