"You might as well set up an email alias, put wifi in the fire houses and hook up a tablet and plug the audio into a PA and blast the notification. This way the fire fighters could also get it on there phones."

I kind of like it. Gravity never breaks down.

Yes, well, it is the word used for the product in Detroit, and so there's no quibbling. :)

The fucking disgusting thing is a new public hockey arena just got the green-light in Detroit. So go Red Wings, and go fuck yourselves red engines!

I'm sure the precious metals used in the tablet is ecologically dirtier than 30 years worth of fireplaces, you dumb fuck.

The problem with that is not all CAD systems support sending data outside it's closed system. Secondly NFPA ISO ratings do not allow for this to be a primary method of alerting. Congestion on the the internet, service providers being down, towers being down; there are way too many points of failure to allow for this…

Further assuming that these guys have modern electronic devices and someone nearby with the IT sense to do it cheaply.

Faygo Saves Lives in Detroit

There's about 7 police officers in Detroit so I'm pretty sure that's not where all the money is going.

No, no DHS grant - unless the FD needs a surplus MRAP or body armour.

Depends on your sense of humor. For me, the outright slaughter of my entire family, all those who bear my last name, has the ability to be a funny joke. What's off limits for you is probably not off limits for me.

You're an exceptionally awful person.

Everyone knows wasps are the most horrifyingly awful things on the planet. Them and French tourists, the grumpy fuckers.

It might not be perfect but I'm sure there was a floor in that bathroom she could have laid her changing pad on and changed the baby there. You don't change a diaper in the dining room. Good for the school.

Or you know, I watched the video and saw what the kid did.

Thongs have VPL too, just look at any basic in the summer, wearing a cotton "town gown"

I like to believe that hipsters are going to bring AOL back ironically, like they did with Pabst Blue Ribbon and cassette tapes.

Oh please tell us what ubercoolische email address I should have.

So you are a colossal shitbag. Why the fuck do you care what email your sister uses? Are you afraid your pwetty ittle google email might get some of those icky stinky AOL germs and cooties all over it?

"Please open your web browser."