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So excited to finally see Dope. I’ve heard great things.

She’s amazing.

Sardi’s? Or someone’s rec room out on the Island?

I literally have this show memorized. In the car I sometimes I sometimes sing “Notes”, which is a conversation between 5 people. I like to give each person a different voice.

I’m an experienced gym-rat and I can only do 10 minutes on the rowing machine before I want to keel over and die. You deserve mad props for doing 30. Well done!

I already have a dancer’s body, thank you very much, and as long as the power to the deep freeze in my garage holds out, I expect to keep it for many years to come.

I beg to differ!

This. I’m never gonna have a dancer’s body. I’m just not built like that. Too much hips boobs and ass. Even if I got super thin, I’d still have hips and ass. Might lose the boobs though. but the width of my hips is never going to shrink.

When anyone says “But I don’t want to look too bulky and muscular!” it is literally an insult to people who have defined muscle.

...yep. Watch the DC and Philly hospital staffs ramp-up the maternity wards in September.

Idris Elba? No one can hate Idris Elba.

Couldn’t speak for Jez editors but I hate everyone except Tom Hiddleston.

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

John Burt is the kind of guy who thinks the ladies should be lucky he’s paying attention to them. He’s also the co-worker that everyone groans inwardly when he speaks up at staff meetings.

That's true. But the $500 will help extend the life of your summer tires (saving money!), and potentially save you from the prohibitive cost of repair bills – assuming we all have "adequate" car insurance. If we're going the "Adequate Man" route, and your parents still want to buy you gifts for the holidays, winter

I know its supremely un-yoga of me, but I am so delighted by the Bikram fall-from-grace. I know lots of people love it, and good for them, but its a fucking hoax - you actually burn LESS calories than if you were to do a super-sweaty practice (like Vinyasa-based or Ashtanga yoga) and the sweat comes not from the