The course of the final season of Dexter is undoubtedly the worst in recent history.

The end of season 2 always bugged me because of how neatly everything got wrapped up, for the most part.

Why couldn't it have been Soderquist?

I'm not sure what review you read, but I read the one on this page that spelled out why this final season and finale episode was horrible.

Uh, Dexter, weren't you miraculously saved from drowning in the sea by a boat filled with Cuban refugees in Season 6?

"Oh, I'd make sure of that. Because I'd murder them. With poison. Remember that time I poisoned you and murdered that guy you were dating around Christmas last year? Haha. Oh man, good times, those murders and attempted murders I commit. Pass me the salt?"

It's like we never knew the writers of Dexter.

Evidently, yes.

That man has a name.

I hope there's a Being John Malkovich moment in the finale where Harry's face gets superimposed on Yvonne Strahovski's body.

Something struck me as I watched Dexter and Hannah stare into each others' glassy eyes as if they were two emotional retards with mild concussions trying to hold in farts.

I've asked this hypothetical in my heart, but every time I do it aches, and the ache lingers. I don't think it ever goes away entirely.

I don't know what IMDB board you're talking about but it can't be the Dexter one. They're ripping this show to shreds and tearing apart nearly anyone who defends it.

The Irish nanny ran off with the surviving Fuentes brother, obviously.

On the plus side, we've sailed past 3-1 dislikes on the bar…and the comments section, oh my.

I'm wondering if the last two seasons are part of an extended revenge plot hatched by Scott Buck after the initial Dexter/Debra incest tease reaction.

Dexter: Also I think I drank your last beer.
Debra: *Pulls sidearm. Shoots brother.*

I've heard people give the Jacob's Ladder interpretation of this season multiple times at this point.

"I need some time off. I'll take Harrison with me."

Whenever someone mentions Season 3 of Dexter I can almost literally hear Jimmy Smitts yelling that he's going to "FUCK ME BACK" and I get a little nervous.