I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

I have yet to lose my ability to be surprised by the incredible depth and breadth of human stupidity. I think I never will. Some day, I’ll think to myself “Now I’ve seen it all. Nothing can shock me anymore, no matter how mind-bendingly idiotic it is.” And then someone will come along with an idea more stupid than I…

Babies born with the dolphins “develop 6 months faster in the first six months, have PERHAPS 150 more grams of brain weight and are ambidextrous”.

Their ability to make and use tools is a sign of their intelligence. The tools they’ve chosen is a sign of their perviness.

Not just you, Blanket. I am genuinely flabbergasted that this is an actual thing. The very sentence “dolphin-assisted births” sounds perfectly mad. I generally consider myself a curious, open-minded person but I have limits. Babies are at stake for crying out loud - you’d think birth is disorienting enough for a baby…

And gang rape each other. They are truly the humans of the sea.

“Hahaha............a dolphin did what?”

I feel so naive for being surprised by this.

ETA: The fuckin weird hippie/yuppie-driven culture that has developed around birth has achieved apotheosis. Now, people, please stop trying to out-weird all of the other crazy ladies and just have your baby in semi-normal circumstances with modern medical advances as at…

They also rip the heads off fish and use the carcass to masturbate.

Yeah, this is me. I LOVE sex. I’m great at friendships, but for reasons I haven’t quite figured out, terrible at relationships (thank the gods for a brilliant therapist helping me untangle attachment issues). The raging, sex-crazed being who lives between my legs is often in conflict with my desire to be in a loving…

Unasked for “Advice from Random Internet Stranger”. Please look into a way to eliminate/lessen the anxiety. And try to figure out why you don’t do it very often. Not for additional pressure, and not in any way suggesting that you “need” to do it more often but it sounds like maybe you aren’t having your needs met and…

I’m one of the shrugger offers, although I’d say I have quite a high sex drive and would happily ravage Mr Hamsters on a daily basis. He’s got PTSD though, with long bouts of anxiety and depression, which completely kill his libido. The last time we had sex was December last year. I’m not saying I don’t miss sex but,…

Mostly agree. In my current relationship (~12 years), periods of fluctuating hormones, real or perceived differences in emotional maturity leading to fights, and high work stress and have led to temporary “incompatibility”. A real desire to overcome those things out of a desire *to have sex be a part of the…

I want to give a fuck. But I don’t.

Preach. I suppose there might be aggregate supply and demand issues where low libido people vastly outnumber high libido people but that should be a core alignment between people. I think one huge stressor on relationships is libido shifts and unfortunately hormones are an eventuality with differing outcomes.

54!!!

I suspect I’m on the other side of the distribution curve. I’d really like to have sex 5 or 6 times a week. I just don’t want to have to talk to the dude I’m having sex with that often, or deal with him sleeping hugely in the middle of the bed, or break up the fights between my cats that happen when they don’t get the…

The only one who cares about how much sex I’m not having is me.

You know this isn't a sex/gender thing, right? Like, my libido is higher than my husband's; he's the one hung up on monogamy.