Hey, turn off the lights and leave me alone with my classical music!
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE…"

"Noticeably F.A.T., rewind the tape"
"Waaaaaabadobadibibudodilibalewabbawa"

The A.V Club
This'll clear out the room at the end of the reception.

I've always loved the digression into middling 80's music, even though i'm much too young to have experienced any of it.
"Everything else in here held up OK."
"Except Sports by Huey Lewis."

"He sounds nice"
"Sure, when he's sober!"

Zoidberg was on fire in these episodes, especially 'Parasites Lost' (He correctly identified a piece of human anatomy!)
"Soothing action, action, action!"
"It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol!"
"Gumberceles! I love that guy!"

OOOOH MARMALADE!!!

The A.V. Club
This isn't "faux dive", huh, this is a dive!

"Wow, I'll never quote another Simpsons episode"
"Simpsons here!"
"I'll quote ten!"

Now I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks, to discuss how I invented the terlet

Get out here, son. There's a doin's a-transpiring!

Well, looks like I'm way too late here, but I'd still like to mention a personal favourite of mine:
"Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face, and for what? For some pimply little puke to treat like dirt unless you're on a team. Well, I'm better…

"And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that asa trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their
underground sugar caves."

"Oh, Cousin Merle, really?"
Every time Bob mentions Cousin Merle is just brilliant

I just realised there were a couple of golden drops of Dr. Nick in this episode:
"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!"

"The alien has appeared in the same Springfield pasture the past two Friday nights. Will it appear again this Friday? The entire Channel 6 news team will be there, except for Bill, the boom mike operator, who's getting fired tomorrow."
[boom mic falls and hits Kent in the head]
"Very unprofessional, Bill."

She's bringing niceness, don't let her get away!

"Uh, where you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?"
"This interview is over!"

The A.V. Club:

"I just torched a building downtown, and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"
"Oh, yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!"