The more I think about that ending, the more it kinda pisses me off (language!). It exhibits the worst of whats to come, but luckily its tacked on to twenty minutes of Simpsons perfection.

Hey, I do! I think…(Studies maths textbook for next 2 hours)

I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
But I think the dodo went extinct..

I've slipped into saying 'Yello?' nervously quite a bit recently

Prove me wrong, commentariat, prove me wrong!

Classic: Toss up between 'Last Exit' and 'Who Shot Mr. Burns', both parts.
New: Unfortunately, I can't summon enough emotion about any episode to give an answer right now. Come back in six weeks…

Homie, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!

"You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm."
"You know Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm."
"Mom, I just said that."
"Soooorry! Next time get your own darn corn."

"Look, stop calling me and enjoy your vacation. And remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back"
"Uh, actually sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this… particular resort. Oop, I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me…"

The A.V. Club
And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread

It means lamb, Lamb of God!

"…Flying through the sky so fancy free…"
It had to be finished.

Hey, just wondering if you'll accept another late straggler to the Orphan Black party! Decided to finally dive in ahead of season two this week, and already through two episodes, just about to start up the third one now. My disorganized thoughts on the series so far after the jump…

An Inconvenient Truth 2: Electric(al Storm) Boogaloo

Sorta reminds me of the case six months ago, where a 16 year old upper-middle-class kid killed a pedestrian on a drunken joyride, and got away with it because his parents managed to convince a judge that " he didn't know any better" (don't push me on details). I mean, I'm not one to judge the state of humanity, but…

Now THAT has literally left me speechless. Just… ahhh, I don't wanna think about it. Humanity, eh?