That was a fantastic typo and you are wrong to correct it.

It’s a shame that these types of people have ruined so much Scandinavian heritage for others. Thank god they haven’t ruined rosemaling... but they sure are the White version of hoteps

My first thought is this must be on a wall somewhere.

“Weakness is a sickness. Strength is power. I took what I needed from you! Payment is being a slave to your demands.”

That’s the beauty of the whole thing: their “manofisto” can easily be quoted while explaining why you won’t pay the bill. My negative balance and lack of payment history is just an example of them striving for equality.

Good Christ! $399 a month? I was willing to go undercover as a blonde hair, blue eyed Jew since I’m kinda curious about uncircumcised micropenises.

But now I’m thinking I need a sponsor or something.

Considering how widespread a practice it is in the criminal (in)justice system to hold people in jail regardless of whether or not they’ve commited or been convicted of a crime and without trial, the use of indefinite jail time and mandatory minimums to force plea deals on the innocent, the disproportionate severity…

“Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself, which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the President,” Trump said, referring to himself. “How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, ‘Thanks, Jeff, but I’m not going to take…

You are stupid and dumb.

The idea that he didn’t know and can’t tell is the whole point of the photo and why the law is stupid. 

wait... this bills to protect privacy in bathrooms?.... what the fuck is the door for then?

Seems perfectly reasonable. But framing it in this “woe is me, my love for my son is so deep that I tolerate things I don’t actually like when he’s the one doing them” is just a little obnoxious. It feels like a humble brag that is somehow also a sympathy play. If you know you actually love it and it’s the outcome you…

You’d think this, but my daughter beat ocarina of time 3D when she was 6, and Portal 1 a month before her 4th birthday. Don’t underestimate kids.

Just set give him Ocarina of Time and be done with it.

Some tumblr faves:

I realize I’m like, the only person in the world who seems to care about this, but can we talk about how “Girl” is still used ubiquitously to refer to grown women?

Guys, it’s been awful.

Yeah, they do, but they still presumably legitimately earned that money and they have every right to spend it on whatever ill-advised thing they like and not get ripped off. Consumer protection isn’t only for sober, wise spendthrifts.

So, this actually happened to me and it SUCKED. Shortly after my first fitting, the woman who sold me my dress called to say the store was declaring bankruptcy and that I needed to come get my dress ASAP because they were concerned the shop was going to be padlocked without warning and they weren’t going to be able to…

Well fortunately most brides tend to be relaxed and easygoing when it comes to their wedding dresses.