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I mean, I feel like if you get two old rabbis in a room and ask them what the nature of God is, you’ll get five hours of discussion, ten bad jokes that are somehow way more smutty than you’d think, and at the end of it both sides will have somehow switched position and be arguing just how wrong their old views were.

Soul Searching is our series about how the most secular generation in history is changing the face of religion.

“Whether or not it is actually safe to use them outdoors in your area will, naturally, be a gut check on your part.” Aka, if you’re black in America you probably should pass... 

The burning means it’s working. Or that you have gonorrhea.

lol... I can just imagine the security staff pointing at the flaming battery and saying “See?! THAT’S why we don’t let you take that on the plane!”

Don’t think it was in the article, but if this doesn’t have a mount to hold the phone so you can still see “through” the phone using the camera only with a HUD displayed around the image, I don’t want it.

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Liberal garbage written by establishment elites.

Somehow, the virtue of Southern whites (especially the “southern belle” white woman) has been completely separated from the atrocious treatment of slaves during that same time.

Way too many people (unfortunately, a number of Black people among them) consider the antebellum south some kind of romantic time past when they should be looking at all those fucking plantations as goddamn concentration camps. No one looks at Auschwitz and says “Oh I think I should have a wedding there it’s so

You’re almost all the way there between these two snippets.

She gave me her heart and I sent her a dick.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

Those grabby lions!

Geese are terrible little shit birds. Not as assholey as swans but still.. temperamental, noisy shit birds.

Mostly because it’s the animals that get the hook, not the irresponsible tourists. Also, feeding large sea dwelling carnivores bread is not ok. They are not giant carp.  

A couple of years ago, I found a beached grey seal all wrapped up in a fishing net (awful to see) on a sand bar off Nantucket. He had been there a while and sea gulls were hanging around him in a menacing manner. This bothered me so much I thought I would try to get the net off him...I got within 5 feet and I swear to

There are signs ALL OVER the docks in Steveston telling people not to feed the animals. The harbour master is actually super livid with these people. Not only was there a potential for this little girl to be killed or seriously injured, but the sea lion is also at risk if it returns and shows an eagerness to pluck

I’m rather impressed by how fast that guy jumped into the water to save her.

Match three of the same color Rupees...