James Blunt seems like a true fool. However, my recent quarantine reading has led me to books about arctic explorers and interesting information about how people can and do avoid scurvy on an all-meat diet. A lot of them copied the Inuit diet. Fresh raw/rare meat contains adequate amounts of vitamin C, as do animal…

People find they want different things when their financial situations change. Suddenly “nice car and reasonable house” guy turns into “yacht and mansion” guy.

Man I sure hope Bobby gets a pay raise after this. I heard he was first to sign that petition internally.

It did make me laugh but I cannot shake the feeling that this had been in the can for awhile and they finally said “OK show it, we got nothing else”.

Did you just compare Anthony Burch to Mel Brooks with a straight face?

“My Siren’s name is Brick, and she is the prettiest.”

I’m going with Elia del Medigo- the last person to get into the Good Place was a philosopher, and he Chidi’d up the place and now nobody can get in. 

The easiest explanation would be that Mozart and Hendrix fucking hate doing that podcast (making it part of their torture) but it still turns out to be entertaining. It’s like Dough Boys.

Jason’s lollipop gambit

Francis tries to eat a tonne of them.

My headcanon is that he came up with the idea once to work out as something to do when making difficult decisions to motivate him to decide faster. It didn’t work and just resulted in him working out for hours at a time.

How could he ever decide which was the most effective excercise method?

It could be worse.

There was no last time. I don’t know what you are talking about.

I think Ariel’s lack of genitals would be a bigger problem. I know Ursula magically gives her legs, but that deal never mentioned a uterus and I don’t see the sea-witch giving out freebies.

The Mushroom Kingdom.

Only white Christian males, moron.

Only white people are Americans, dumbass.

I like the reminders.

I don’t think we need to be reminded that the administration doesn’t give a shit about black people, it’s obvious on a day to day basis. No one who cares forgot about this fact.