He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

Also, fuck Ohio State.

I thought Buddy Hield sucked?

Bill Walton did the same shit. He’s actually 7-2 or 7-3 but he always listed his playing height as 6-11 because he thinks 7 footers are considered freaks. Here’s a picture of him with 7 footer Robert Parish.......

LeBron James has proactively not taken a stand. 

Batman and Robin actually filmed those scenes on flat ground with the camera rotated 90 degrees, so no, that won't work.

Now now, there was never any evidence that Bat Boy was a vampire.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

I’m going to go with “Billy just didn’t do any research” because I have to presume that otherwise he would necessarily be for anything MLS and USSF are against.

You better check yourself snowman or well come up there and annex your asses, if we haven’t already.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

The Chargers are 2-4 against the likes of Jacoby Brissett, Josh Rosen, old Joe Flacco, and Devlin Hodges. They can lose to Ryan Tannehill as well.

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

apples and mandarins

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.