I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

I disagree with a lot of what you are saying here. I do wish that Kerr said more, but you can’t just jump from “he didn’t say what I wanted him to say about this issue” to “stick to sportzzzz!”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

I live my life by a simple code:

Pawdre! I’m dyin’.

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.

Yes. That’s better. Weak jackets

But what if they did?....

Buffalo Buffalo

LOLOLOLOL

HURR-DURR SoCcEr Is BoRiNG!! HURR-DURR.

Roquan was a rookie last year. 

You’re a sports columnist for a mid-sized daily, aren’t you?

It is just ten different takes on bangers and mash.

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

Two words: Excellent, Coleen.
Two sentences:

I would have never thought such a thing is possible, but now things in my own life make sense. I could never understand why people kept accusing me of leaving comments that Billy Haisley doesn’t know anything about soccer. But now I realize my account must have been hacked. And also I don’t know anything about soccer,…

I like the fact that Coleen, who is from Liverpool, never even mentions the name of the paper.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.