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You sweet summer child.ย 

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Heโ€™s full of krap.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Iโ€™m not out there to twist nobodyโ€™s ankle

Not sure which he twisted more, the ankle or the facts.

this surgically repaired hand has two screws in it and if enough weightโ€™s on it, still hurts like a you know what.

Callup to Patriots in 3.... 2....

โ€œMy hand was stuck. Both hands actually, one on each side of his foot. That that twisting motion was just the natural motion I make when trying to get my hand out of something itโ€™s stuck in, like the outside of a foot.โ€

That ankle twist was just about Burfict.

Going to be interesting how he spins this against the roadrunner.ย 

They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasnโ€™t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and heโ€™s currently ranked 31 for 2019.

If they really wanted to punish Iran they would make it host a World Cup.

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live togetherย stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that youโ€™re trulyโ€ฆ

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

โ€œIT, for constantly unlocking my computerโ€

Miami is one of the best cities on earth, the way Adrian Peterson has a โ€œ#1 Dadโ€ mug.ย ย