Scopolamine doping is apparently not unheard of 

Mr. Ped 

Steelers fans like him again now

Son, the facebook is over there.  You’ll fit in much better.  

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Just...don’t. Good god, man--your dignity.

lol

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

To be...I dunno, fair-ish? to the Skins...they haven’t really overpaid any insane malcontents.

He should have gone with honky

joe west, who’s name doesn’t warrant capitalization, sucks forever ass.

“I was told that was what Joe West wanted...”

Who throws a shoe? I mean really!

Ah, the naiveté of youth. He’s walking alone at this club.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

“Yea, but he can he do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Kansas City?”

I hate when [the rules are followed]. It’s awful to me that [there’s new technology that makes sure the rules are followed appropriately]. To support my point, here is someone who [doesn’t agree the rules need to be followed when it comes to consensual sex]. -Bill Haisley

Wow, guy who fellates teams and players who routinely dive in the box writes 275th article dissing VAR. It's almost as if those two things are related. 

Ten bucks says he believes he thought it up.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.