why did you repost my pic?

“AS IS THEIR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!” -B. Haisley

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Damn shame about the Bury Boys, amirite?

Wait. A well researched and well written article about soccer that’s also concise? I’m very confused.

Ditto this. I sadly lost my approved status after pointing out to Billy that he had managed to call Barcelona’s 2015 season both (unironically) the greatest season ever and also just a few months earlier a “total dumpster fire”. 

If you HAVE to make box mac-n-cheese no milk is the way to go. Use about twice the amoint of butter. If your ambitious enough (doubtful because your prob drunk or stoned or both) cube the butter while the mac boils. As soon as you strain the mac and put in your mixing vessel dump in the butter and the powder and stir…

I don't think anyone risks approved status by announcing with authority that Billy sucks.

I almost stood up and applauded after reading this. I’m at work. That was close.

Billy is Deadspin’s Colin Cowherd please don’t @ me

I just want to say with admiration, you either aren’t as pathetically attached to your “approved” status as I am, or you have giant fucking balls!

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Maybe, just maybe you shoudn’t write something as dismissive as that under a username like IceeFascism.

Or perhaps his agent used the leverage of him potentially sitting out the whole year on IR with the calf issue to come to a reasonable compromise? I don’t know that attributing this all to the generosity of the Colts is warranted.

But what a past it was, first in Spain and then, most famously, as the spearhead of Liverpool’s golden generation

Oy, lis’tn, this innit ah yoong mahn’s gaime. Its connah and his mates. Boys will be boys. Fook ahf and drink the whiskey if you know what’s good fer ya.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,