Clint Dempsey had more than just one decent season at Tottenham. He had one fantastic season at Fulham, one other pretty damn good season at Fulham and several other decent seasons at Fulham where he saw time in most all games.

Eric Gregg is looking up and smiling right now.

It’s all moot, because their kid is going to root for Madrid and Ninja anyway, and probably won’t give a pig’s whistling asshole about baseball or football. 

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with…

“like my math is really good right now. I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball”

How about “Math Nagy”?

I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball

Hello from August 28 2008, where the Lions just finished going 4-0 in the preseason and, well, it was silly to try to say anything meaningful about the preseason, but ... 4-0, c’mon, it wasn’t ALL against backups, this 2008 Lions roster is gonna spark a fire.

A pretty good start. Can’t wait to see what he can do against NFL-level competition.

Please stop shilling for Carmelo Anthony. He couldn’t do anything in the NBA except shoot and he can’t even do that anymore.

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Well, let’s break it down:

I was going to guess 5 Kobes

Pretty cool, Mr. Shilling! Pretty cool! My favorite sports call and what amps me up for exercise or lifts my spirits from the darkest of recesses is the commentary on Billy Mills’s 10,000 m win in the 1964 Olympics (I don’t know who the commentators are):

Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.