This is a) all true, and b) over Billy’s head, as he doesn’t know that much about United. For all the braying of Arsenal fans over Pepe (who picked them over Spurs, not United) United’s window has strengthened the club where they need it. Also, if you’re going to right about United’s window, failing to note the…

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

“[P]rofessional left fielders who can’t be relied upon to make accurate throws to the plate... ”

Was at Citi Open for opening round on Tuesday. Watched the full match between Kyrgios and Thai-Son Kwiatkowski (UVA product and de-facto ‘hometown’ kid).

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

Has he ever been relevant? Lost to the TWolves first round, Spurs first round, Clippers first round, Spurs first round, Lakers first round, Lost to the Lakers in the WCF,  Lost to the Jazz in 6. Got swept next year by the Celtics, Lost to Miami in 5, Pacers in the second round. Never made the playoffs in New York…

r/theydidthemath

So I’m bored at work......

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

The Cavs got Jordan? 

I liked US magazine’s feature on how Lori Loughlin is just your typical mom, shuttling her kids to practice and tutors.

yes, but did each individual member of the USMNT issue a statement?

Yeah, but don’t forget, the USMNT and all of its players do not support the USWNT at all because individuals didn’t comment on ongoing litigation despite y’know, a previous published letter of support and this one.

They face much, much tougher competition than the women do.

You guys missed this one in your "related articles" section: https://deadspin.com/heres-what-every-member-of-the-usmnt-has-to-say-about-u-1835659843

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

Here’s how every member of the deadspin staff named Kelsey McKinney has to say about this article*

Let’s see what dearest Kelsey McKinney has to say about this.

Particularly shitty is the inclusion of club pay—USWNT players are essentially stuck in NWSL, because there is not a robust global marketplace of leagues offering better opportunities, overwhelmingly due to gender discrimination.