If that happened, I might literally die from schadenfreude.

Nope...I said it months ago.

This is all well and good, but Emmett Otter is still an underrated classic. So let's focus on the important things.

Pretty weird for the suddenly “bury the past” franchise to go back in time for its first major TV presence. Almost like this moronic hydra Disney has created doesn’t know what all its heads are even up to at this point.

which is a different thing that is not racism

It’s great that they’ve got all three eras of Jon Bon Jovi in one film though.

It’s like Hollywood doesn’t know how to cast anything other than soap opera cast offs. Maybe it’s irrational, but I find it really hard to get into a movie that features pretty boy/girls in roles that are supposed to be tough, cynical or world-weary. The portrayals feel like bad cosplay.

There’s like a tween with makeup on in a mechanic’s suit in there pretending to be a confident accomplice to a robot lady with an odd haircut not designed for blending in but definitely designed to be a signal that she is a strong female lead, and that shotgun (if fired) would break that woman’s wrist the way the…

Absolutely. Granny with a sawn off? 13 year old Latina and HS lesbian? This isn’t Terminator at all.

It is worth a thousand words, after all.

This looks dumb. This looks like Starship Troopers, direct-to-video sequel, dumb. But still a couple steps above Genesys I guess.

See, it’s on you for misunderstanding both the type of humour employed in the OT, and the specific moments and how they interact with the scene at large.

I’m pretty sure a St. Louis jury would find the Rams liable of the Kennedy assassination, the Challenger disaster, and the Pulse nightclub shooting.

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Meh. Now, if they were going to bring this back...

Actually, I may be an old fart, but the plain text web site looks pretty good without all the bloatware craplets.

Yep. This is prime “get blazed on the couch and watch it while surfing the internet on my phone” material.

Any movie that requires homework to make sense means that your movie has failed.

1) I’ll probably watch it once it’s out in streaming.

Please stop trying to rehab George Lucas saying he’s still got some kind of creative spark. It’s clear that George lost his muse decades ago and hasn’t produced anything that passes muster as anything more than a toy advert.