I thought this was an article on sparkling wine, you know, Martini And Rossi Ashanti Spumanti?

OMG, randilyn, I was dressed and brushed my teeth and started to leave the house and realized I had not one, but two (twooooooo) flat tires and I only had one spare. So, I though that I would change one tire and ride on one flat, and I did that, but I broke off the 4th nail on my left hand during the process and it…

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

This sounds awesome... how does one support this kind of lifestyle? I’m seriously asking... Is there a way to do this that does not involve wealthy parents?

Turns out the WTC collapse was just an exaggerated flop by Vlade Divac.

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

Business is a-boomin’ in the field of conservative hypocrisy. These guys don’t just have skeleton’s in their closets, they have entire elephant graveyards.

Violence is seldom the answer.

So by that logic I could go to these people’s churches & even though I’m not a pastor start teaching that jesus was actually an anthropomorphic red elephant & that the world is meat loaf shaped & if they told me to leave I could call them “bullies”. Somehow I think they’d be less okay with that. Jeez, these…

Dafuq?

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

Is it because it looks like an upside-down uterus?

I think your magic underwear is restricting blood flow to your brain.