Unless this is a bad photo, this really was abuse.

you just think you are so fusilli.

You broke the pre-Internet

Take your +1 and get the hell out....

In her bag? A marble rye.

Other than the court and the workout room, that place looks depressing to me. Once Michael sells it, it will just be owned by a sad douche, or Sad Derrick Rose.

Because people are stupid.

Damn, if only I had a Tahoe, people would not be able to see me doing this

Yeah, but your words are Canadian. They'll mostly just be "sorry."