Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.
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I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!
I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and…
Chris Brown needs to go to Mars or at least some prison time.
Chris needs a exorcism not classes. And what is it with Bella Thorne? I am 35 and I do not know who is this girl & why I keep seeing her bare ass everywhere.
Someone get Bella Thorne an IV with a bag of lactated Ringer’s, because she’s THIRSTY.
So much for “Lincoln 2"
This and Philando - if I didn’t have to work, I’d go back to bed. Damn humanity. We suck.
She’s trying to do exactly what Miley did. You can tell by the hair.
“You’re ‘bout as cute as / An old coupon expired”
Oh, I’m with you. Trump calls this a “tragedy,” around 20 minutes after it happened, yet it looks like no one is going to actually die from their wounds, not even the Capitol Police officers who were ignored by all and sundry during their initial comments about the shooting. Yet when two bystanders who stepped in to…
I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.
Okay, you got me! I’m being a dick. I’m okay with it.
You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.
Jesus christ, I have no problem with celery, but the thought of eating a whole cup of celery (how are they measuring it? Chopped up?) at once sounds awful.
“Creep” is still my favorite video.
Never mind where the cheese is kept... Why the fuck is she pinching off her housekeeper’s food? GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN AMERICAN CHEESE SLICES, GWYNETH! GODDAMIT!!!
I hope it turns into a short sentence.
Where the fuck are those indictments they keep telling us are on the way? Hurry the fuck up. I’m not sure how much more of this ceaseless torrent of dumbfuckery I can take.