His wife even refuses to touch him

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Is this a case of “For Want of a Nail”?

Rot in hell ya fuckin’ fuck!

I really, really like Amy and thought the Leather Special was awful. Furthermore, her shtick about her boyfriend taking forever to finish during a blow job was so not very nice to poor Ben. He deserves better.

Saw Schumer perform a few months back (I think it’s the same set as The Leather Special) and she had a few anecdotes about how she *still* gets blackout drunk (her emphasis, not mine), wakes up and her amazingwonderfulmagical boyfriend isn’t speaking to her, so she has to beg him to tell her what she did and it is…

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

I don’t really have anything to add to this except that Cole and his brother’s twitter exchanges are effing hilarious and made me a fan of his even before I started watching Riverdale. In which his character is the BEST. Fight me, Archie fans!

BABY DOPPELGANGER!

He looks like Spicer, but Spicer looks like an angry baby often.

this babby is Not Cute. there. i said it.

Obligatory.

“They’re finally letting me back on tv!”

That was an “Oh, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” face.

Those were mood stabilizers you were seeing...Allegedly.

Phaedra’s dead emotionless face while getting caught in lie after lie was unsettling. I see her twitter no longer has RHOA on it. I hope they let her go.

I like Kate Spade bags because they’re not covered in ugly block letter ‘C’s. I got a small cute blue bag during one of their 75% off surprise sales that I wear when I travel. Hopefully, they’ll be able to keep their simple design aesthetic, although their cutesie stuff is off putting.

Assholes

that shit is a straight up negligee for a toddler, which is 1000% worse.

Lol, this is so stupid. Who the hell buys an expensive silk dress for a toddler?