Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

Not even with a borrowed pussy. Not even with twelve borrowed pussies. Not even with three hundred borrowed pussies and a Rohypnol smoothie.

This show is so fucking good. Seriously. I wish all the dipshits who complain about the name just watch it.

Sam White was trash, imo. Hopefully she continues to spiral and learn the error of her ways, if they get a season 2.

I read “Hummus” as “humans” in the Markle item, and for the first time I thought she was interesting...and then I raelized I read it incorrectly. :(

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

“Many claim that the unflattering paparazzi snaps are proof that Kim, 36, has been Photoshopping her Instagram images for years,”

I don’t know; what would make her more approachable and aspirational for whoever her actual fans are is if she just fessed up that it’s not real.

No way that ass is real.

Hey now, clearly the case is “he said/ she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,…

Jesse no

Me literally anytime Tom Hardy does anything...

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

Sadly, the years have been most unkind to Wills - and he’s not yet even 35!