National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

This was absolutely my first response. Also, “how in the hell am I going to look at my mom’s boyfriend, a 60 yo white male, blue collar worker through and through, knowing he voted for Trump, and not do something terrible?”

SEE

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Now i’m imagining app called FLOTUS4Ever that has a daily snippet from one of her speeches and an outfit of the day.
Holy hell, I would totally pay for that, especially if the money went to educational programs at Obama’s presidential museum.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!

Balloons are Having A Year!

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

This trope has been done to death.

I think Truman Capote would be a fucking annoying ghost. Now I’m thinking about which deceased celebrity would be a fun ghost. Liz Taylor? Zelda Fitzgerald?

I thought they were tacquitos at first. Mmm tacquitos

Her sincere joyful enthusiasm is a balm on my cynical soul.

First thought: Snoop sure likes cannoli.

I mean, I agree, but I often have stress dreams where I am trying to cover up a murder and failing. Every time I wake up and tell my partner “if we ever kill someone, even accidentally, we will go to the police about it!” That’s why I think they were covering up for the son. The only reason to come up with an…

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

I know I’m like 10 minutes away from starting my monthly grind but I am emotionally unstable in the best way. I am sobbing again because of this woman WHO WATCHED HER MOTHER VOTE IN THE FIRST ELECTION THAT INCLUDED WOMEN and also because my own three daughters are going to witness a woman elected president of these…

I am not big into conspiracies, but the one I do like is that the entire Trump campaign was designed to make the RNC look bad to help get HRC elected. Like I’m actually suggesting someone is paying billions so she can be the first woman POTUS.

Trumpster fire.