AVOCADOS DO NOT GROW IN MY LINCOLN LOG CABIN SUSAN!!!

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

Y’all should check out the new recipe on my app - Cap’n Crunch with milk.

If I were her I would have bought a pregnancy belly and just occasionally step out wearing it to fuck with them.

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

When someone says they don’t want Trump to be president- I don’t take that to be a political comment. The meaning is basically the same as saying you don’t want the looming hurricane in the distance to destroy your city.

I thought we all agreed that there was only one remake we needed.

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

Truly, truly, truly outrageous

But these guys are wanking to their own words more than anything else.

She was “impregnated by” because she’s just a passive sail.