It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

BTW, this is just the beginning. It’s been talked about that these may even only be the first set of charges for the person being indicted.

I hope those who voted for him who have family or friends who are addicted see this as the slap in the face that it is. My brother in law (former, my sister eventually divorced him) is an opioid addict. The problem isn’t “just say no.” It’s “take this if you want to be able to get back to work after your…

I sent my first ever dick pic a month ago. I thought it would be kind of funny and cute. It was to my wife of 11 years. Her response was “been there, done that.” I love her.

I’m blown away by this young woman. I really doubt I would have been so eloquent and steadfast in defending my rights (and by extension all womens’ rights) at her age. Thank you, Jane Doe!

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

I don’t want to be sacred. I want men to keep their hands, and their laws, off my pussy. You think you’re helping, Kelly, but you’re not.

I really wish people would stop denigrating the Joker like this. The Joker is: highly intelligent, well dressed, thin, and often quite eloquent. Also if we’re talking Dark Knight, Joker’s also smart enough to ditch the sleazy Russian gangster.

You motherfucker.

“warmest condolences for the death of your son/daughter, military is hard almost as hard as writing this. Here’s a coupon for 5 dollars off on your next visit to the Trump Tower restaurant and a MAGA keychain”

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

Overall this was a solid episode for SNL, but this skit in particular was great. Kate is a national treasure.

Ok. But-

This is the appropriate time for collective punishment lke this.

>> Also, they apparently keep stealing their rocks.

“I think it’s fake news, but if he did that, I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests,” he told Forbes. “And I can tell you who is going to win.”

I’m from a German farming family in the midwest. Most of our colloquialisms involve butter. The irony is that we talk about butter, but eat jello or miracle whip-based nightmares. *shrugs*

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

No, we aren’t in those positions; our positions are infinitesimally worse. So no, we frankly aren’t going to to bother “looking at it from this perspective”, because we don’t feel sorry for you.

There is definitely something very strange afoot when even someone like Tillerson is willing to grovel at 45*’s feet. This isn’t some mediocre sycophant whose success is completely bound to the favour of a powerful figure. There are plenty of those in politics, but Tillerson isn’t one of them - he doesn’t need…