Even if undeniable evidence came out that 45 himself actually performed the abortion on a love-fetus from an affair and consumed it with a bucket of fried chicken, half of his supporters would scream FAKE NEWS and the other half would find some contorted rationalization that he’s still the one that Gawd and Jeebus…

for years i wanted to make one that said “Left Behind & feelin’ fine!” but i’m afraid no one would get it but me.

I have been saying that what’s frustrating about the Mueller probe is that Mueller really cannot (and should not) play in the media. He can make calculated decisions that will play well in the news cycle, but he has to appear impartial in order to maintain the credibility of his investigation and uphold justice for…

I admit to being a bit confused by this. I thought the right would be all over Trump’s nuts after the bombing. Totes presidential!!!!! “Murica, f**k yeah, comin’ again to save the mutha f**kin’ day, yeah!!” But Alex Jones was crying. I guess I don’t know the alt-right playbook.

Oh come on. At this point Clinton could say “we’ve been having nice weather lately” and the media would immediately start screaming “CLINTON OUT OF TOUCH WITH PLIGHT OF FARMERS AS DROUGHT WORSENS!” or “CLINTON ADMITS CLIMATE CHANGE A HOAX!”

Bible Thumper.

One of the beautiful things about non-cloned animals and humans is that we stretch ourselves to love different personalities, different quirks, and different ways of being. This is how we evolve.

The fact that nothing will be done about DACA or gun control is disappointing but hopefully this motivates democrats to go out and vote in the midterms. I just voted in my primary here in Texas. Most of the races were uncontested in my district or there will be a clear winner for the candidacy but it does not matter.…

No hard feelings! I know I’ve read things wrong before :)

I do need to chillax, damn. Thanks for clearing that up!

I went to an all girls Catholic HS and revered the nuns. When I discovered the disparities- priests are given a stipend just for freaking existing, nuns have to earn their own money; priests can retire however they wish, nuns need to live with family or in a convent home - I went ballistic. My favorite nun lamented…

As someone who grew up Catholic (but now wouldn’t set foot in a church if the rest of the planet were lava), the way the Church treats nuns has a far-reaching effect that goes beyond just those nuns. It’s ingrained in your consciousness from an early age that the priests are superior. They’re saying mass. They wear…

I love my dogs. I love your dogs. I love dogs I see on the street. I love all dogs.

My best friend came with me to all of my preplanning appointments while I was seeing if I could get pregnant (I have a disability so this took planning). She was super excited, declared herself my future spawn’s godmother- all that jazz. Was there when I got the all clear to try. She was at my house when I took the…

I don’t have the same aversion to children but always knew that it was not in the cards for me to become a biological mother (I could see a stepmother role, no problem). My heart doesn’t function very well in the best of cases and I was absolutely certain I would die in pregnancy or childbirth. (Nothing about…

Who cares if she just wants to be a mom? I don’t even like kids and I think this is a cruel comment.

I’m almost 40 with 2 kids and a husband with a vasectomy and I’m scared to death of an unplanned pregnancy.

In a bout of poetic irony, I hope Mueller drops his findings 10 days before the midterms.

There are objectively some things taht are worse right now than they were before, in the recent past. Large-scale climate change caused by humans is definitely something that is a recent phenomenon...the resurgence in popularity of openly and extremely racist beliefs in the US is a recent phenomenon from a period when…

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…