I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

There’s a reason I’m a card-carrying member!

“Religious freedom” goes both ways, fuckers. Good on you, Satanic Temple.

Bless these litigious, doggedly active, beautiful motherfuckers.

I take this as a completely disingenuous gesture. Remember how Facebook was supposed to inform us of the same thing back in December? But then it turned out you had to go looking for it yourself buried in the settings somewhere? What Twitter and Facebook both need to do is send people literal notifications showing…

So, I will present a counterpoint:

Adults voted in Trump and that’s incredibly more stupid than eating tide pods.

Welp, there we go. Productivity advice that literally invites you to live in a horror movie in order to stay motivated. The key to a happy life if ever there was one!

Even better, if you don’t just not-hate birds and actively love them: plantnbird-friendly trees in your yard (northern bayberry and winterberry in the Northeast) and read about Agroforestry. This kind of farming creates a small forest that many tropical birds love and use. If you’ve ever heard about shade-grown…

Before hubs and I moved to the west coast our family decided that on whatever holiday I didn’t work we should come see all of them. Both of our sets of parents are divorced and his family is on the North Side of Chicago while mine is on the South Side. So we had at least four homes to visit with an hour drive in…

Indeed. Anecdotally, I’ve found that life is just an endless cycle of realizing how fucking dumb you were five years earlier.

This is my experience as well.

When you’re an adult, your christmas list is the booze that costs just a little more than your comfortable buying.

I’m Gen X, and I think millennials are great. There’ve been some goofballs, but most of the millennials I’ve worked with have been hard workers and serious people.

Oh get over yourself. Just because it doesn’t apply to you doesn’t mean it’s self-indulgent or lacking in value. How is this commentary any better than what you’re attributing to the article?

Don’t worry, I’m sure the doctor opened the canister and sniffed the embryo thoroughly before implanting it.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.