Aaron Rodgers is interesting. I hate him because I’m a Seahawks fan and a Husky. He’s been a rival his entire college and NFL career. But, for the most part, I’ve also admired him and his skills. This year, however, dude has sunk to the lowest of lows. Stepping back, it’s amazing how he’s become the douchiest of…

tits sell clicks?

Meanwhile, that poor murderer, who had been planning on making a stew AND some pies AND some sausage, can now only make the former two and not the latter, as the torso they got was the bit with the intestines in it.
So.
Anyway, my point is I can’t help but notice nobody is standing up for that poor guy who walks out to…

honestly i’d be concerned with inflation.

Oh wait, I see the issue right there in your photos...it’s a ‘96 Pontiac Firebird.

He should have stuck with severed heads.

Spider Pig.

Tell me about it.

Haven’t we all found something under the seat of a vehicle and don’t remember how it got there?

Work shirt with an oval name patch, clipboard with complicated looking forms on it, well used tools, and an air of “Hey, I’m just doin’ what I was told”, and you can take as many ATMS out of convenience stores as your van can carry. 

This works for most anywhere too. I work in heavy industry and if you dress the part, act confident but nonchalant/bored you could pretty much go anywhere.

“Cherokee-oxide hybrids” is a great turn-of-phrase.  I regret I have but one star to give.

Add a clipboard to the outfit and absolutely nobody questions you.

For sure. I take rolls of drawings, wear a nice vest and a hard hat, and you can go into any building and ask to get into a locked room and they will let you. Not that I would know. 

This seems like a much better candidate for rescue and rehabilitation than one of Tracy's fifteen Cherokee-oxide hybrids. For one, it's small and doesn't leave fluids/particles of itself wherever it goes...

The key to committing public crime is to look bored while doing it, so people automatically assume you are allowed to be doing whatever super sketchy thing you are doing. It is when you start sweating and acting squirrelly they start getting suspicious.

I have a hardhard and yellow reflective vest I use for work. I think could could get away with taking literally anything while wearing that outfit. Combined with a plain white pickup truck? You could literally go at the lock with an angle grinder in the middle of the day and nobody would care.

With a Lexus (Toyota) you could have been lazy with that regular maintenance and likely had the same results.

Most guys spend at least half of their lives on trying to put their dangly bits in a gap.