My blind chihuahua just went out and pooped in the freezing rain ... He is braver and smarter than Trump.
Tis da interwebz.
This war will be fought not on the frontier or on some distant battlefield, but on our Starbucks cups.
Welp, that’s it, the war is over, Christmas is dead and Starbucks is painting cups with its blood. See you all next year.
OMG, who will we vote for now?! I guess I’ll have to write in BälSäc the Jaws ‘o Death and hope for the best.
Luv ya, Hills, but ya gotta go. Otherwise, you’ll just spoil it for everyone.
“Go to a specific place on a specific day”! The horror! WHO CAN POSSIBLY PUT UP WITH THIS
Fill out a form, mail it, go to a specific place on a specific day. But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do
Jesus fucking Christ.
The amount of work logically isn’t that much: Fill out a form, mail it, go to a specific place on a specific day. But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do if I’m not enthusiastic about it.
I hear they tried, but every time they tried to write lines, Peter Stormare would come up and demand “Where are the rest of my fucking f-bombs Ellis? You promised me more fucking f-bombs!”
Thus the irony of easily offended people who would gasp at a “nazi” airplane whilst cruising by in their BMW or Mercedes. The Mitsubishi guy is ok though....wait.....gdi
Another pilot is wanted for questioning, regarding the crash.
Police have released this photo
Cool like the graphics on my middle school binder
He also has an adorable tiny dog names Asterix!
I’m 4'11 and my husband is 6'3" and I love it. We were hiking last weekend and my phone fell out of my pocket and onto a ledge and he was able to use his freakishly long limbs to grab it back and I knew in my primitive ape genes that it made perfect evolutionary sense for me to marry a tall person.
Ugh, the Rambo effect. I have a friend who is a gun humper and getting to be pretty rabid about it. In fact, he started a gun store pretty much so he could stop selling insurance. Collects guns. Shoots them every now and then at a safe, well-lit range. This is not the guy that you would count on to save you in a…
The funny thing is if she had walked across campus like that unescorted and someone decided to try and take it, it really wouldn’t have been hard at all.