I always thought Yoda sounded like Grover.

Yeah, Buddy! That’s what you call a “Hey Y’All — Watch This!” machine.

welcome to io9 where we take the piss on everything and no one can have fun

Next up: Steve uses a puppy-play tail plug as a muffler stopper for a bike wash… leather restraints for truck transport….  And silicone lubricant for his chain..

NSFW link no longer works, however it has been 15 years.

This site once wrote about people making art of dragons fucking cars (to the point that "dragoning" was site slang for a bit), but how furries can help a DIY project is just too far for you?

  Jane’s character is hunting vampires because they killed his daughter

I’m getting John de Lancie vibes. Someone should try to get them all in the same room and see if the fabric of space time begins to weaken.

Detective Miller with a stake-launching crossbow.

Punisher: Vampire Hunter. 

I know the term “vampire slayer” has been in use for a long time, but come on, that moon at the beginning of the trailer - that has to be a intentional callback to Buffy’s opening, right?

I cannot wait until someone wrecks one. That tiny, powerful motor will go in the 1994 Jaguar XJS EV coupe that I’m currently dreaming about.

Finally, some good news.

YOU BUILT A TIME MACHINE?  OUT OF A SLIDE TITLE?

LOL, reminds me of years ago when I first got started on ebay. I listed this new Hotwheels car set that went unbid @ $2 + like 3 bucks for shipping.

Option 2 is when you vote ND and disparage the vehicle in the comments then lowball the buyer since “obviously nobody wants this thing.”

He said "not" douchey...