You have him running down the Nightrider, then the chase of the townies. Over an hour of blah blah (interrupted briefly by BBQing Goose). Then maybe 15 minutes of him killing members of a motorcycle gang, mostly with his car. The last couple of times I watched it, I FF’d through most of it just to get the action…

Whose the communist twinkle-toes who put Mad Max on this list? Poorly paced? Adrenaline not your thing?

How can you drag Herbie into this? At no point did they actually imply a 1600cc VW Beetle could actually compete in reality. In fact, one of the major plot lines of the first movie is how it makes no sense that Herbie is competitive.

Diane Sawyer may have been a pioneer or whatever, but she was always terrible. This interview is a perfect time capsule of how shaming anyone who isn’t “respectable” has always been on brand.

Thank you for sharing this! Dolly is incredible. 

Dolly Parton is just amazing

Dolly is dignity. Dolly is grace. Barb is neither of those things and can go shit in her hands and clap.

Oh I’ve never hated Barbra Wawa more than after seeing that. You don’t fuck with Dolly. Does Baba Wawa have her own theme park?

I am not aware of this, but I certainly can picture Monica Lewinsky holding her own. I’m glad people are coming around to seeing how impressive she is.

“The car runs and drives, but there are a few issues that need to be ironed out”

You know what they say -- better insu-late than never.

This is my strategy. Make eye contact, smile, and say hello while boarding. Then strive to be invisible. And don’t expect your good manners to get you free shit. They’re under no obligation and your being baseline decency doesn’t earn you free stuff. 

Otherwise known as the “Dalton rules of etiquette.”

Wow, no comments about trying to get a flight attendant to “like” you. This may be a first.

So, being respectful, considerate, and clean is considered a lifehack now?

“...where the custom LR will roll slowly to the official graveyard and down the specially.prepared ramp into the 12 foot deep grave which will be filled with concrete. Entombing the Prince and his special LR hearse for eternity. Special wiring will be installed with a button on the grave monument that will all…

This is pretty conventional. If he wanted to go out in style he would have made an Ex-MOD Airportable hearse, flown it up in the air and let it drop out of the C-130 with a timer and plastique that made it explode in flames over the North Sea. That’s how I want to go. Viking funeral on steroids. 

Obligatory.