There is some method to the naming madness. When white folks refused to give Black folks respect by referring to them are Mr. M(r)s, Sir or Madam, parents began to name their children Sargent, Major, Sir or just initials as a subversive way to get respect.

omg a typo on jalopnik... thats unpresidented!

Come on people...

Tell you what. You take something valuable, fragile and utterly essential to your work and let the goddamned baggage gorillas handle it and destroy it. Then come back and talk to us.

I'm so sick of Northwest Arkansas and how they're in bed with Big Fiddle. It's like they don't even care that you're not a bluegrass band, they just see a violin and assume you're a threat, even if you're just a 3-year-old Chinese kid. Don't even get me started on East Tennessee and banjos. They shot Steve Martin…