Thank you thank you! Your words are very kind.

I loved Harry. Particularly since he was SO not what Charlotte thought she wanted, but ended up being what she needed.

I’m sorry. :(

i do that too :/ only ever with my husband too :/ i dont mind, its kind of hot really, for some reason. Maybe porn? who knows. I like getting all dirty and sweaty during sex,

I couldn’t help but wonder... were men and women really from different planets? *bites pencil*

YES! I would the fuck the skin off his dick. Now? Nope!

There is literally a thought bubble above his head with “DUUUUH” written in.

Although his politics give me a softie, I guess I could look past it for one night.

He is so hot in that picture but he still has that unmistakable air of the douche about him.

Yes, if he still looked like this and didn’t say words:

I always feel obliged to vote yes on these because I know me, and I’ll have sex with anyone. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt to me vote yes.

No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

Hey, if I wanted my crazy Jewish grandmother’s opinion on my sex life...

Sure I’ll accept that it’s easier to try out a bunch of guys to date than to find new friends. But I don’t think it’s any harder to form new friendships with women than with men.

I’m a Catherine. It’s a strong name. Like, you know, Dutchessy.

i wish i looked half as good but today i mostly look like a drowned rat

“I’m not doing this to be interesting. I’m doing this to live.”

On receiving a call from TMZ in 2013 about her tracheal shave:

YES.