Ladies, start your vibrators

Don’t listen to no nay-sayers, E.L. James! You just keep at that horse!

I hope his inner monologue reads like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

Fox News is accusing Lindsay Lohan of being a cocaine addict.

the squib Weasley brother

Also apparently George Michael is gay.

My best friend’s mom needed a kidney and no one we knew was a match. So my friend and I gave genetic information to the Univ of Neb Med Center and they submitted it to the Paired Donation database. Turned out I matched a guy in Iowa (who needed a kidney) and my friend’s mom matched his wife (who was a willing donor).…

Never been given flowers

I’m a florist, too! And there are so many reasons why flowers are a great gift for someone who enjoys them: they are never the wrong size, they don't collect dust, they don't have to be stored, they are relatively sustainable and have been clinically proven to reduce stress.

how about just giving her a vase of wine?

One thing I love about Valentine’s Day is seeing random dudes walking around with just-purchased flowers.

My boyfriend who I had not seen in 4 months met me at the airport. I had mentioned that I had always wanted someone to meet me at a plane with roses, but no one ever had. He said he didn’t really do flowers and wouldn’t do it because he wouldn’t know what to buy. I was so disappointed. Then I get to the airport. And…

You’re right. You seem like a caring dude. When you bring home flowers, pour her a glass of wine and say, “Why don’t you sit down while I put these in a vase for you?” That would be well received, trust me.

I can understand some of the reasons given for not liking getting flowers, but I am strongly in the pro-flowers camp. My husband sometimes does the cliché of Valentine’s day flowers (which I still appreciate, no matter how clichéd), but what I love the most is the random days he will come home with some pretty…

Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

Many flowers are pretty and smell nice and I think it’s a kind gesture to give people pretty things that smell nice.

Yes, after that I tortured her with kisses, snacks, belly rubs & fang-brushing for 16 years until she finally gave in. Goddamn Dog.

Bagel is def a carb! Yay! CARBS YUMMMMMM

I just watched the lifehacker video! I will have to try that. We make breakfast every morning of soft boiled eggs, avocado, heirloom tomato, and fresh shredded basil. Its the best thing ever and I’m totally addicted.